The Untangled Tale of Panderbear Nox, the Toxic PandaCake, Piece the First

Once in Wyrd there Was a Bear, and his name was Nox. But before little Nox even got bornt, his Mamma Bear, the mother of his born body, was talking with a ghostly image in her night-stand mirror and she called that gheistish thing her little PanderBear. When Nox did finally get bornt, his Mamma Bear didn't know his whole name in it's entirety, but she did think good and long and very hard about it, looked him over very good when he came out a newborn baby Bearling, and she named him Panderbear. What Nox's Bearmamma never coulda guessed, however, is that Nox would grow up to be much more than just a Panderbear. Nox would someday find himself, without a doubt...

A Noxious Womanizing Intoxicator,

A Panderer unto Lesser Intoxicants

and something even stranger and more curious than any of those things:

The Most Pandering Bear of All Cakeitude

Not many people know Nox the Panda Bear, but he's a very great philanthropist that likes to live primarily in secret from the rest of the world. That means when he walks around this Whorling Warblish Greening World and other people look at him, they don't always see a Panda Bear.

Sometimes Nox looks just like like a bewilderd and confused old fellow who is cocking his head somewise as though listening for ghastly ghost-like murmurs from places no one else can see. At other times Mr. Nox, Panderbear, the Toxic Cake, looks just like any normalized young man that you'd expect to see just about anywheres. He has, however, one very distinctive characteristic. One thing about himself that's almost impossible not to notice if you're not completely blind. Nox the Bear was born completely without pigment among Black Bears of the Eastern Woodly Forestshire in New Aztlan.